One comm
Two comm
Orange comm
Blue comm
Telstra 1-to-1 comms was the game.
A day-to-day job with little fame.
But I was crafty, focused and true,
whatever it was they asked me to do.
I whipped them up at record speed.
Effectiveness and clarity was my creed.
Some were blue
with something new…
others were a different
fetching hue.
There were
TITANIC ones…
and GIGANTIC ones*
*With loads of T&Cs
Ones with fab
boss ladies…
and confetti
crazies.
There were
hugging bros...
P!nk shows...
and X-sell prose.
Prizes to get…
and guys named
Brett.
Batteries and bass…
and fast fibre to
your place.
If things didn’t turn out how I hoped
I held my head high, never moped.
Because my Telstra Teamies kept things fun,
with matcha, baked goods and lunching in the sun.
The end.
Agency: CHEP Network
Role: Head of Copy
Telstra Teamies: Pete Hutton, Kate Enright, Joff Dumas, James ‘Jimmy’ Lidell, Madeline McDonald, Amy Smith, Ebony Prescott, Francis Bourke